The 2,001^st Annual TCN-Stoner Jesus Weed-A-Thon from the sunny shores of the Ohio River

Update!!!!

By Stoner Jesus/September 10th, in the year of our lord (me) 2001

A great weekend at the Weed-a-thon my children. I taped a segment of The Chronicles Show, but they seem to be having technical problems so I don’t know when you’ll be able hear it. Sure, I could have used my powers to fix it, but I have enough to do. Jesus is very busy. I got chicks, hotties, bitches, and hoes to look after, not to mention my brain dead buddies who need Jesus to do everything. “Jesus, I think I have genital warts!”, “Jesus, can you miracle me up a sandwich right quick?”, “Jesus, why are you holding me upside down over this balcony?.” Fuckin’ whiners! Jesus needs a break sometimes. Oh, and have you noticed I’ve started referring to myself in the third person? Like The Rock.  I’m The Jesus. The WWF will probably sue me over that. Oh well, worse shit has happened, like that crucifixion thing. But I’m not bitter. My book (The Bible) is the best selling book of all time. Suck on that Stephen King. And our weed-a-thon will be the biggest ever, if I have to burn Jerry Lewis an effigy. I’ll part the Ohio River and sell tickets to people to see all the dead bodies. Yeah me, not Moses. Fucking poser. I’m The Jesus dammit!

Jesus off the cross