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The 2,001st Annual TCN-Stoner Jesus
Weed-A-Thon from the sunny shores of the Ohio River
Update!!!!
By Stoner Jesus/September 7th, in the year of our
lord (me) 2001
Hello again my children, it’s Friday at the
weed-a-thon, and you know what that means? Strippers! As my dad likes to say,
“You can never have to many fuckin’ strippers!” Exactly. With the weed flowin’,
and the strippers naked, we had it all. Then it happened. That poser Moses
showed up. You remember Moses, the guy with the Ten Commandments. Charleton
Heston in the movie? Well anyway, he’s an old friend of my dad’s. And he always
shows up at my crib at the wrong times. He never brings anything, smokes a ton
of weed, gives the strippers various diseases, and then he’s gone. Bastard!
Sure, I could make him a leper, but then when he came over, he’d leave arms and
ears behind. As for the weed-a-thon, we are moving along. Make sure to visit
our sponsors and support weedom everywhere, because remember, I died for your
sins, and it sucked, so you owe me!
Jesus izout