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The 2,001st Annual TCN-Stoner Jesus
Weed-A-Thon from the sunny shores of the Ohio River
Update!!!!
By Stoner Jesus/September 4th, in the year of our
lord (me) 2001
Hello again my children, your savior is back with
another update. The weed-a-thon is in full swing; my dad finally sent down some
good entertainment. He sent Sam Kinson and he did his routine for about 15
minutes. But we got him so stoned that forgot what he was talking about and
took a header out of a third story window. We all had a good laugh over that.
See, he’s already dead, that’s what makes it funny. Moving on…My buds and I
tried to get the weed-a-thon tally board going but Boozer got electrocuted,
which blew out some of the bulbs. What a dumb ass. But he’s dead now, and my
dad says I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead. They are all my children, blah,
blah, blah. Goddamit! Yeah, that’s right, you heard me. I said God and damit!
Together. Screw you dad. By the way, what the hell am I supposed to do with all
these dead bodies? I got a dead comedian on my stoop, and the smell of fried
Boozer doesn’t exactly get the ladies going. I’m sorry folks; I don’t mean to
burden you with all my problems. Stay tuned for more updates from the
TCN-Stoner Jesus Weed-a-thon.
Jesus out!