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The 2,001st Annual TCN-Stoner Jesus
Weed-A-Thon from the sunny shores of the Ohio River
Update!!!!
By Stoner Jesus/September 2nd, in the
year of our lord (me) 2001
Hello my children, Jesus here, checking in! The
Weed-a-thon really kicked off with a bang this year with the lighting of the
50-foot joint. My buds Johnny and Boozer McWeedlesmoker were already stoned,
and they had trouble holding the joint up. They had smoked without me, the
ultimate sin. I gave them both herpes. After we smoked the 50 footer, I called
up my dad (GOD) and told him to send us some entertainment, like they have on
the Jerry Lewis Telethon. He sent us some old people from the thirties. They
had died in a bus crash, which was cool, but they really couldn’t carry a tune.
Damn you dad. What, was Jimi Hendrix busy? I hate you! Anyway, we plan to raise
mass cheese from this weed-a-thon to help support marijuana rights all over the
world. I’ll be back every few days with an update, plus you can hear me soon on
The Chronicles Show!
Peace Out