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I'm going to be staying in florence for 4 months and was wondering where, besides the netherlands, in europe is marijuana legal?

thanks, melissa

Jesus:  Well Melissa, as far as I know, Amsterdam (the netherlands) is the only place, but hey, it's illegal in America and we get along just fine. Toke on my child.

Dear Jesus,

I got a problem. My  dealer is always taxin' me out da ass! He be chargin' 200 for an ounce! What's up wit dat!?

Jesus: Well my son, that is the free market. Your dealer is merely passing on his cost of doing business to you, plus some extra expenses; like his hoes and massive coke habit. But do not worry my son, your dealer will be busted very soon and you'll have to find a new one anyway. Happy hunting and toke safely!